We hope next year is listening, for Twitter's sake.
Tweeps skipped requests for Santa, and have gone straight into the new year - asking for mercy.
They've put together a wishlist of sorts, identifying the things they hope to see happen in 2017 using the #Dear2017Please hashtag.
True to their style, there is an endless amount of both hilariously petty and profound tweets that will have you saying 'I can relate.'
We're holding thumbs for everyone.
Have a look at some of the requests on Twitter:#Dear2017Please - Curated tweets by Radio702