Uncensored: Things people do when no one's watching

Alone time can be a beautiful gift where there are no rules.

Many use their uninterrupted solitude to sleep, kick back with a book or indulge in a guilty pleasure without fear of judgement.

Presenter Eusebius McKaiser asked listeners to share what they do when no one is around, and here's what they said:

  • listening to heavy metal
  • smoking in the house
  • using fingers in the Nutella jar
  • refusing to make the bed
  • picking your nose

Take a listen to the interesting confessions:


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