We were ready for that fight that happened in Parliament - Coconut Kelz

In the Current Affairs segment on the #WeekendBreakfast with Phemelo Motene, satirical comedian Lesego Tlabi channeled her inner Coconut Kelz, to chat about the Parliament shuffle, and Natalie Maimane's alleged role in the Rustenburg Girls' Junior School saga.

Coconut Kelz says that in grade 1, her white school made sure that they were exposed to Karate.

We were ready for that fight that happened in Parliament on Tuesday, the 6th November adds Kelz.

I'm not a Pantsula fighter, I know real yellow belt fighting.

Coconut Kelz

Coconut Kelz says that she wasn't scared when the scuffle broke out.

We come with the truth, and we fight fair she adds.

Coconut Kelz then addressed the complaints made by former Rustenburg Girls' Junior School teacher Nozipho Mthembu.

Members of the online community had taken to social media to discuss Natalie Maimane‚ the wife of DA leader Mmusi Maimane alleged role in Mthembu’s departure.

Natalie Maimane is a very nice person, especially to black people says Coconut Kelz.

When I was at school, we didn't have any black teachers because they cannot teach adds Kelz.

She says that black teachers speak in an accent that none of the pupils could understand.

Nat's (Natalie Maimane) is married to a black guy so how can she be racist?

Coconut Kelz

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