Will you impress or depress your father with the following gifts, our selection of seven dodgy ideas for this Fathers' Day?
1. Que - eau de braai
Use the smell of your last braai to make the memories of your outdoor feasts last longer. Perfect for a cold, rainy day when you probably should not try to braai.
2. The Loo Read
It is slightly alarming how many gifts for dads are for use in the bathroom. This one helps you catch up on your reading. A retractable shelf allows you to truly multitask.
3. Sandal Socks
You really should not give socks for Fathers' Day, but if you dad has a thing for wearing sandals and socks, then there really is no better option than the sandal sock. If they don't get him to change his ways, nothing will.
4. Nose soap dispenser
A talking point for the garage or bathroom, and sure to be a hit with kids, is the nose soap dispenser. It's both gross and a good idea as it may increase the likelihood that people wash their hands. Intensify grossness by using a green detergent.
For the father who has everything except hair, this may be just the fun idea to attract the right kind of attention to his new sticker display area. Hopefully he realises that it does not really replace hair.
6. Flair hair
So if not the bathroom, then it is about dad's receding hairline. Rather than a tattoo, this is a hat with hair. Make sure you pick the colour that fits. Actually don't bother, no-one will really believe it is real hair.
7. Potty Putter
The final option and we are back in the bathroom to help dad improve his short game. Perfect your short putts after you have finished your reading with the loo read featured above.