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Customer Service the French way

15 September 2020 8:38 AM

This prank sees Darren "Whackhead" Simpson playing on French clichés like baguettes, wine and love-making. 

He calls on a gentleman who's having problems with his Renault as a stereotypical Frenchman and proceeds to annoy him with all his quips. 


More episodes from Darren “Whackhead” Simpson’s prank calls on Kfm Mornings

Do you suffer from erectile dysfunction?

20 October 2020 8:57 AM

A throwback to when Whackhead pranked new presenter, Tholi B, on his second day at 947 (Kfm's sister station). 

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How would life be if humans had antlers?

19 October 2020 8:59 AM

In case you missed it!

How many questions will Whackhead ask an unsuspecting victim? And which one will send him over the edge?

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson phones up a random citizen as a representative from the Senseless Bureau of South Africa and proceeds to ask him meaningless questions in a bid to see how long he will stay on the line.

How long before he quits the call? Listen to Whackhead's Senseless Survey to find out!

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Pranking the Telkom lady, aka the original Siri

16 October 2020 8:55 AM

Long before Siri, there was Telkom Enquiries.

The OG assistant helped us find phone numbers and even told the exact time, to the second (Didn't we have watches?).

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up the voice of Telkom, Helen Naude, and pesters her with a series of questions - with the infamous call-waiting music and all!

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Your dog's impregnated mine, pay maintenance

15 October 2020 9:32 AM

Your dog is pregnant. What do you do? Claim for puppy maintenance, of course!

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls up a 'neighbour' to let him know that his dog is a father to seven newborns and he's expecting a maintenance fee of R100 for each puppy.

Whackhead's cursing and constant insults get the poor neighbour all worked up until he eventually threatens to come over and "tear this guy a new a*hole". 

Catch Whackhead's Pranks on Kfm Mornings, Weekdays at 8.10am on Kfm 94.5!

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The stress of finishing cereal before it's soggy

12 October 2020 8:42 AM

Every Monday, Darren "Whackhead" Simpson calls an unsuspecting victim and tries to get through his entire list of crazy questions on his Senseless Survey before he gets caught out!

How many questions will he manage today? And which one will send his prank victim over the edge?

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Sorry ma'am, we have to recall your battery operated boyfriend

9 October 2020 8:31 AM

Get ready to blush! Darren "Whackhead" Simpson pranks a woman into thinking that there's something wrong with her 'battery-operated boyfriend'. 

In what is possibly his most mortifying prank, Whackhead calls a woman to let her know that her vibrator has been recalled because of a defect.

If that's not bad enough, he runs he through a series of personal questions about the product. 

And she coyly does her best to answer them!

 

 

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BOO! Guess who? It's Halloween.net

8 October 2020 8:32 AM

Darren "Whackhead" Simpson once again plays the worst telemarketer in the world. This time he acts as Jeffrey from Halloween.net and harasses Zelda in a bid to get her to buy a R500 variety pack.

His persistence naturally puts Zelda off but he won't take no for an answer!

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Taking a gap year in Aspen

6 October 2020 8:35 AM

There's little more exciting to high schoolers than the thought of leaving home, seeing the world and figuring out who you are outside of school. 

When a son opts for a gap year in Aspen his mom is on board because she knows that he's a good, trustworthy boy. As far as she's concerned, he's going over to work in a restaurant. 

This all changes when she receives a call from Darren "Whackhead" Simpson. 

 

 

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